Happy Fourth of July Weekend!

Nothing screams patriotism like morons and fireworks!  So remember everybody, if you’re going to set off fireworks, make sure someone is taping it in case something horrible awesome happens.

Dog vs. Cat (Lebron update)

Ok, so this is not much of a Lebron update….as you know he is not going to make any decision until next week.  In the meantime, you can kill time watching stuff like this.

Put another one on the board for the good guys, you know, the dogs.  This should go out as a warning to all you smart ass cats.  Mess with a dog and they will put you in your place.

I have to say though, watching the Cubs this year makes me feel exactly like this cat.  Really, losing to the Pirates again and again and again?

What the Heck (Grandpa Dancing to Lady GaGa Video) of the Day

Go Grandpa, it’s your birthday!  Old man’s got some moves.  He can join my dance crew anytime.  Someone tell those young dudes to get off Gramps’ d-floor.

“Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!”

The Scariest Thing I Have Ever Seen. Ever.

After watching that, I’m going to have to sleep with the lights on for the next 2 weeks.  Seriously, how is that guy not locked up yet?  Pretty sure if the authorities went to his house they’d find scores of dead people.

This is scarier than the Cubs bullpen.  Which is terrifying.

Soccer Fail

Maybe this soccer team should stop acting like a girl’s softball team and focus on the game, huh?  Flopping, short shorts, and now choreographed dances?  Someone call me when soccer starts wearing man pants.  Until then, I’m not watching until the U.S. is in the World Cup again.

Face Plant

I guess even the worst bands in the world have their groupies. That, or mom got into the Zima drawer once again. This band doesn’t seem to care for their only fan.  Poor lady head bangs, falls flat on her face, and the band continues to botch this version of Enter Sandman.  Sorry guys, you will not be invited to our StateStSports.com kick off party.  However, we may hire that woman to teach our followers how to properly headbang, why the hell not!

Another Dog Takes Revenge on the Vuvuzela. Happy Friday!

It’s starting to appear that the key in winning the war against vuvuzelas is to enlist as many dogs as possible.  Good for this dog for taking a stand and making his point well known on his feelings about those stupid horns and the humans that use them.